Intelligence jokes

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

I cum (Can't understand math).

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

Why can't a blonde call 911?

She can't find the 11.

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

Putin's Brain:

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).