Intelligence jokes
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?