The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
What are intelligent people in the US called??
"Tourist".
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!!!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
