9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
I cum (Can't understand math).
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Putin's Brain:
