Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
Beautiful people should read this quote: “God gave you beauty but not brains.”
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!!!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
