Intelligence

Intelligence Jokes

Dolphin

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Comeback

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

    Apathy

    What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

    I don't know! I don't care!

    Blonde

    How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

    Two, one for her and one for the baby.

    Genius

    Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

    Blonde

    Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

    Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

    Lover

    What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

    Lesbionage.

    Health

    What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

    Dumb.