Intelligence jokes
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
The cleverness of the students 😍
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
I cum (Can't understand math).
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Putin's Brain:
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).