Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.