Intelligence jokes

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

I cum (Can't understand math).

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

Why can't a blonde call 911?

She can't find the 11.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.