Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Alya is so retarded.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
3+3=****
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.