Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
3+3=****
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Alya is so retarded.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.