Intelligence jokes

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

Alya is so retarded.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

3+3=****

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.