Intelligence jokes

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”

What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

Alya is so retarded.

3+3=****

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!