Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.