Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
No one is smart. I am smart.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Dumb.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you call a retard?
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Why is one brain cell kinda like finding your dad?
Because there's a one in a billion chance of finding them.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"