Insult jokes

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

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Tea

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