Insult jokes

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Ur mom is emo.

Delyla is a bitch.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Nancy, the throat goat!

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Your mother.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Ur face.

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Lick my BALLS!

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.