Insult jokes
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Your mum!
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Ur mom gay dab.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"