Insult jokes
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Ur face.
Your mother.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Lick my BALLS!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.