Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
What do call Tyler brown
A spaz
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Gaykelyu
