Insult jokes

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.