Insult jokes

Your dad.

Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.

You have more chin than brain cells!

So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

Lick my BALLS!

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!

I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Your head looks like a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.