Insult jokes

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ur mom gay.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!

What do you call a cow with three legs?

My ex.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?