Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

"Curry muncher!"

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.