School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
