Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Nancy, the throat goat!

Ur face.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Your mother.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Suck your mom. ☺️

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Ur mom is emo.