Insult jokes

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Nice cock, bitch.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Nancy, the throat goat!

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Ur mom is emo.

Your mother.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Ur face.

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.