Insult

Insult jokes

Orphan

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Mama

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Mom

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Difference

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Shrek

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Dog

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Syndrome

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Mom

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Trash

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Password

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Roast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.