Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Insult Jokes
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Ur mom gay.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
