Insult jokes

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Nice cock, bitch.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

"Curry muncher!"

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"