Insult jokes

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.