Insult jokes

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Suck your mom. ☺️

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Nancy, the throat goat!

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

"Curry muncher!"