Insult jokes

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

"Curry muncher!"

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.