Insult jokes

Your mother.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Suck your mom. ☺️

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.