Insult jokes

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Nancy, the throat goat!

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Ur face.

Your mother.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Suck your mom. ☺️

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.