Insult jokes
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Your face is a joke.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Get up, you lazybones!
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your mom dot com.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.