Insult jokes
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Ur mum.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?