Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Ur mum.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Nice cock, bitch.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Ur mom is emo.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
"Curry muncher!"