Insult jokes

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Nice cock, bitch.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

"Curry muncher!"

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.