Insult jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Ur mom fat lol.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Nick sucks dick.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
You're gay!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Baka!