Insult jokes

Yo mama!

Ur mom gay dab.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

Fuck u!

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Autistic spesh people are drongos.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Trevor is a bitch.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

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