Insult jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Ur mom is emo.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Suck your mom. ☺️
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
"Curry muncher!"
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.