Make like your hairline and scram!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Your mum gay, lol.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt
I said to my wife that she's that ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
