Insult jokes

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

"Curry muncher!"

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Ur mom is emo.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Nancy, the throat goat!

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Ur face.