Insult jokes

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Nice cock, bitch.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

"Curry muncher!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."