Insult jokes
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Memes
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Ur mom is emo.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Suck your mom. ☺️
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Your mother.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."