Insult jokes
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Memes
Hello, Goodbye
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
"Stupid ass baby."
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your head looks like a joke.
You are a joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! π π π
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.