Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
