Insult jokes
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
You are a joke.
"Stupid ass baby."
Your head looks like a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.