Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.