Insult jokes

If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."

Vortex: "You'll do what?"

Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"

*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*

Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Your nan.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."