Insult jokes
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.