Insult jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Trevor is a bitch.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Fuck u!
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"