You are a joke.
Insult Jokes
"Stupid ass baby."
Your head looks like a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
