Insult jokes

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.