Insult jokes

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"