Insult jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Memes
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
"Stupid ass baby."
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your head looks like a joke.
You are a joke.