Insult jokes

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Cunt.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Your nan's bald.

Ur mom fat lol.