Insult jokes
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?