Insult jokes

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.