Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.