Insult jokes

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!