Insult jokes

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.