Insult jokes

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.