Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Cunt.