Insult jokes

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.