Insult jokes

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Cunt.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Your nan's bald.

Ur mom fat lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"