Insult jokes

Cunt.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Your nan's bald.

Ur mom fat lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."