Insult jokes
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
"Poo heads."
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!