Insult jokes
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Cunt.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Your nan's bald.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Ur mom fat lol.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.