Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Cunt.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Your nan's bald.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Ur mom fat lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.