Insult jokes

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Cunt.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Your nan's bald.

Ur mom fat lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"