Insult jokes

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Your fat!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.