Insult jokes

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Your nan's bald.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Ur mom fat lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*