Insult jokes

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

The other day my mom called me a retard.

I'm now an orphan.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!

din mamma

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Ur Granny, tranny.

Ur Dad, lesbian.

Ur Mom, gay.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

You are the reason double doors were invented.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.