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Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

Richard: No, I couldn't.

Richard's mom: Why?

Richard: Because he was cute.

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

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    • Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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    • Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."

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    • Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

    1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

    2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

    If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

    Welcome.

    So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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