Insult jokes
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Ur mom fat lol.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
You're gay, Amon.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.