Insult jokes

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

I'm not gay, dick.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

"Stupid ass baby."

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Suck my butts, queer.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

"Kill yourself."

"Kill me yourself, pussy."

I sucked your mom's anus.