Insult

Insult jokes

Fish

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Skeleton

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A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Gay

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John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

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  • Mom

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    Kid: Are you gay?

    Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

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  • Comeback

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    Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

    Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."