Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Your face and your life.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
You are the joke.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
I'm fucking retarded.
Ya mums, ya dad.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
