Insult jokes
Ur mum homo.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
I fucked your girl.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
You suck!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Fuck nugget!