Insult jokes
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
You suck!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Fuck nugget!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
You really gay. No questions added.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!