
Insult jokes
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Your head looks like a joke.
Ur mom gay.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Ur mum homo.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
I fucked your girl.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.