Insult jokes

Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Tarik is a retard.

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭