Insult jokes
You have more chin than brain cells!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
"Ur mum is big."
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.