Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument (comment below)
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
make like a drum and beat it
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?" "It was only the Bass!"
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
