Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
