Instrument

Instrument jokes

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.