Instrument jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.