I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A tromBoner
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument (comment below)
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
make like a drum and beat it
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?" "It was only the Bass!"
