I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
A bass drum is the boss.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
