Instrument

Instrument jokes

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Tuna

    • What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

    You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

    But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

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    Thermometer

    • Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

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    • Tuna

    • What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

    You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

    What happened to the glue?

    I knew you would get stuck on that!

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    Band

    • So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

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    Violin

    • What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

    A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

    Life

    • "Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

    I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

    Candle

    • How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

    Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

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    Whistle

    • I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

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