My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
