New Instrument Jokes - Page 4

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

How do clarinet players play a song?

They reed their music.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?

A xylophone.

Why didn't the drummer play?

Because he got a percussion.

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?

Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.