What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
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