What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
