Instrument jokes
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Make like a drum and beat it!
I have a trombone.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.