What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
this name makes me want to close season instead of open it
Why did the orphan water with his cerial instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender fluid bisexual
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
7 little children gathered around the bed bill cosbys fantasy all he wants to do is tickle the kids its as plain as can be 7 cell mates gathered around the bed ready to rape bill cosby instead
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
Don't break girls hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon? People choose Pokemon instead
