INS jokes
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
My disappointment in this website
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
in (DYM 71)
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.