INS jokes
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.