INS jokes
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.