INS jokes
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.