INS jokes
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
The girl in the picture has no ass.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.