INS jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.