INS jokes
“In yo mama.”
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL