INS jokes

Clay

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

    It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

    Russian

  • Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

    1. USA was NEVER invaded!

    2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

    3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

    4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

    5. We have more allies than you.

    6. We are smaller but stronger.

    7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

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  • Sister

  • Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

    Kid 1: "As if."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

    Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

    Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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  • Vision

  • Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

    They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

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  • Library

  • I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

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  • Mum

  • Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

    Priest

  • Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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