INS jokes
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
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I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.