Injury jokes
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Community talk
I'm pretty sure I actually jus broke my leg rn. its bent in and it hurts so bad,
LWK FORGOT ABOUT WJE but im good now from the truck incident just still have a swollen leg also this week is my last week of school andddd on top of that I graduate may 11th which is in 13 days ayyy
Yall. I pulled aa muscle in my leg during church, because i was running in heels and like almost twisted my ankle and almost fell over twice (yippie) and my shoulders still hurt ๐ซถ