Injury jokes
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
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I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up
I just hit my head. This is me now
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Community talk
I like dislocating peoples limbs.
I'm pretty sure I actually jus broke my leg rn. its bent in and it hurts so bad,
LWK FORGOT ABOUT WJE but im good now from the truck incident just still have a swollen leg also this week is my last week of school andddd on top of that I graduate may 11th which is in 13 days ayyy