Injury jokes
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
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i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up
I just hit my head. This is me now
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I brused myself when i fell on a rock.
Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more
Guys i dislocated my finger yesterday