Injury jokes

Factory

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

Ball

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Injury memes

Thumb

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Bugs Bunny

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Toe

Anonymous · 7 years ago

My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD

Firefighter

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

Hospital

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Head

DIANEE · 1 year ago

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

Needle

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

A picture of a young boy with a slightly evil grin on his face. Above his head, the text says "JUMPS INTO HAYSTACK." Under his face, the text says "GETS STABBED BY NEEDLE."

Injury memes

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United Kingdom UK

2 months ago

I like dislocating peoples limbs.

Bree_2]

3 months ago

I'm pretty sure I actually jus broke my leg rn. its bent in and it hurts so bad,

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

3 months ago

LWK FORGOT ABOUT WJE but im good now from the truck incident just still have a swollen leg also this week is my last week of school andddd on top of that I graduate may 11th which is in 13 days ayyy

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