What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
What did you call a white kid looking an infants?
Pedophilia boy
má ég fara heim
(in an infant esque voice)
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
