An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Baby (DYM 108).
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
da baby
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
