What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Baby (DYM 108).
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.