Infant jokes
I make baby mush.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Baby (DYM 108).
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.