Infant jokes
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Baby (DYM 108).
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
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What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.