Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"