What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
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I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. but I decided Abort
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Baby 🍼
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Write a different of onions and dead baby
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
