What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
