How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Infant Jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
