Infant jokes
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
I make baby mush.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.