How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
