Infant

Infant Jokes

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!