What did you call a white kid looking an infants?
Pedophilia boy
má ég fara heim
(in an infant esque voice)
whats worse than 10 babies is one dumpster.......... 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
