How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
