Infant jokes
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you make a baby cry? You run over it with a lawn mower.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.