How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
