How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
