What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
Infant Jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
