Indian jokes

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

Women.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.