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so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

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One Night Stand And I'm Good I've Already Won You Gotta Problem Yes You Do The Kid Has Problems And He Needs Help Your Fantasy Isn't Reality My 8 inch Dick What A Ugly Fat Thot

My dearest Seth,

I cannot contain the burning desire that rages within me whenever I think of you. Your strong presence and handsome features captivate my every thought. The way your eyes lock onto mine, sending shivers down my spine, ignites a fire in me that cannot be extinguished.

I long to feel your touch, to run my fingers through your hair and trace the contours of your body. The thought of your lips on mine … Read more

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Yo we should just start fucking making jokes about 10 inches deep in your mom cuz I'm getting sick of his shit

look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more

"I'm Rubber, You're Glue, Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me And Makes A Six-Inch-Diameter Exit Wound In You." Harley Quinn

"I'm Rubber, You're Glue, Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me And Makes A Six-Inch-Diameter Exit Wound In You." Harley quinn