Five Nights at Federal Prison

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I STARTED TOO EARLY

Wade

I STARTED TOO EARLY

L bozo + ratio + skill issue

Ethan, in which month were you big papi?

WHEN DI U HAVE TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL?

I also just sent Jake a long ass text in call caps with tons of spelling errors for no reason

who is in their floptok era

Wade

I also just sent Jake a long ass text in call caps with tons of spelling errors for no reason

omg abt wha

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In 2022 Dec-Jan

i had my period then

Ξ±my

i had my period then

dam

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In 2022 Dec-Jan

Back then I wasn't chatting here, just stalking from time to time and only very rarely

I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH THINGS THIS WEEK

I HAVE A MEET THIS WEEK

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Bro I didn't needa know that

β˜πŸ»πŸ’―

sorry wait hang on i need to whine for a bit

thank y'all for listening love yall

Flappy.

I HAVE A 500

GOOD LUCK BRO SPRINTS ARE FUN

I HAVE TO GO AGAINST FUCKIN BERKELEY SWIMMERS

Flappy.

thank y'all for listening love yall

love ya too <3

Flappy.

I HAVE TO GO AGAINST FUCKIN BERKELEY SWIMMERS

NOOOOO

Ξ±my

GOOD LUCK BRO SPRINTS ARE FUN

no 500 is distance LMAOOO

Flappy.

thank y'all for listening love yall

I LOVE YOU TOO

i have to row against duke

Flappy.

no 500 is distance LMAOOO

GOOD LUCK YOU CAN DO IT

and at regattas

amy you live in nc right i have cousins there

we sometimes face duke university

and their rowing team

WE DONT EVEN GET TO SWIM AT THE NICE BERKELEY POOL THO.

Thank y'all for being nice to me. I appreciate that.

WE GET THE SHITTY ONE

Anonymous

fun

NO

Anonymous

never rowed before

it’s extremely hard

Anonymous

Thank y'all for being nice to me. I appreciate that.

LOVE U SAH

Anonymous

Thank y'all for being nice to me. I appreciate that.

no prob

Flappy.

LOVE U SAH

LOVE YOU MOREE

Anonymous

YALL SHOULD GO TO SLEEP

nuh uh

Anonymous

YALL SHOULD GO TO SLEEP

ESPECIALLY AMY

it’s 2:00 pm guys

Ξ±my

nuh uh

AMY GO TO SLEEP. GO. TO. SLEEP.

just 3 and a half hours

guyssss i have to travel a bunch today

i cried over matpat’s goodbye video

I ACCIDENTALLY ROLLED OVER

and now my eyes hurt

Anonymous

omg who dat

u dont know matpay?

Am and pm are confusing me

Flappy.

SHOUDLERS HURT

L rizz

I HAD THE WORST SET TODAY

Leo doesn't have to sleep then

YOU KNOW WHAG IT WAS

today at 8 pm i have to take a train from nikko to tokyo and like ugh i dont want to go i have to say bye to my grandma and stay w my bsf from japan because ugh do i have to explain again

im being in japan for like a week or so

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gum by jessi IS KPOP but its so fire fr

ethan what time fkr u

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Vroom vroom from Yung spinach cumshot

ive heard of him

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Vroom vroom from Yung spinach cumshot

oh!

thats a creative name

im going to america for spring break

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12;57

oooh okay

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America

L

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12;57

We are only 5 hours apart ig

Anonymous

im going to america for spring break

west coast or east coast or the irrelevant middle area?

Anonymous

im going to america for spring break

bring an ak-14

i have family in nyc too

everyone in my family is either in nz or the us

everyone is asleep now god damn

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I ain't lol

Me neither

because i already told yall

did you think i was male lmao

When I first came here, everyone thought I was a boy

the first thing i was aked on here when i joined if i was from bp :(

Anonymous

Amy go to sleep

nuh uhh

Anonymous

there are adults on here?

Ethan, how old is Ashton

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Not me bord and listening to fucking phonk rn

i love phonk

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Not me bord and listening to fucking phonk rn

im listening to smth too

Ig Matt is the only adult here rn

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Twenty one

Okay, he is an adult too then

When are you all birthdays?

Anonymous

march 12

ALMOST IN 2 MONTHS

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1/21/2010

WAIT YOU TURN 14 THIS YEAR?

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1/21/2010

OMG ONLY 11 DAYS LEFT

Anonymous

When are you all birthdays?

november 3rd

i just turned 14

i’m supposed to be in 8th lmfao

Ξ±my

november 3rd

I'm writing down your birthdays right now

my guys bf is new years eve

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I wonder if anyone will know then

I put them on the calendar on my phone

so I can congratulate you then

Anonymous

my guys bf is new years eve

bruv you said your bf was fake

that was a fake thing on the call

Crazy, I'm turning 17 this year

Anonymous

and i killed da chat

You didn't

leo, isn't it the case in Korea that you're a year older? So when you are born, are you already counted as one year old, right?

techinically im 17 in korea

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Welp

What does that mean

Anonymous

techinically im 17 in korea

Okay, you are then 2 years older and some are only a year older, does that depend on the month of birth?

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It pretty much means oh well

Okay, thank you

it’s 2:15

Ξ±my

it’s 2:15

Go to sleep bro

FLAPPY WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

I FUCKING DROPPED MY PHONE ON MY FACE ACCIDENTALLY

Flappy.

I FUCKING DROPPED MY PHONE ON MY FACE ACCIDENTALLY

OHHH

Flappy.

NOV

WHEN IN NOVEMBER

Anonymous

Okay, you are then 2 years older and some are only a year older, does that depend on the month of birth?

babies are considered to be one year old on the day they are born, and every January 1, a year is added to people's ages regardless of their actual birthdate (i googled tis lmfao)

Anonymous

babies are considered to be one year old on the day they are born, and every January 1, a year is added to people's ages regardless of their actual birthdate (i googled tis lmfao)

Okay, I understand

Anonymous

WHEN IN NOVEMBER

15

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Guys guess who I'm talking to rn....

Ashton

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Guys guess who I'm talking to rn....

who

Five nights at fazballs

Anonymous

22.07

im sorry what

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Guys guess who I'm talking to rn....

us

Anonymous

hi

Hi

did anyone say anything sorry for bringing it up here, yuri

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Not js yall....

spill

Anonymous

did anyone say anything sorry for bringing it up here, yuri

Idk lemme check

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Someone specific on different thing

DO U LIKE THEM

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Someone specific on different thing

ok

Yuri

Five nights at fazballs

Hellooo

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No , but they are very important to this site

IS IT MATT

OKAY IM NOT GUESSING NO MORE TELL US

Flappy.

OKAY IM NOT GUESSING NO MORE TELL US

Fr

Just tell us, it's not that difficult

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Anonymous

Hellooo

Hi sah

Yuri

Hi sah

When is your birthday

Anonymous

When is your birthday

15 dec

I'm gonna do to sleep soon

sah y do u wanna know evertones lmao

actually so drowsy

Anonymous

When is your birthday

why y asking everyone?

i have to take a power nap before i go to tokyo soon

Flappy.

why y asking everyone?

I'm writing this on my calendar on my phone so I can congratulate you

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I'm a legend.....

Hi legend

ur being so hush hush

Ethan. Bro. Ethan. Tell. us. Just. Do. It.

JUST.DO.IT

youve gyat to do it for me

Anonymous

Just. Do. It.

Thats what 8m saying

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I'm talking to Matt, if u say anything to him rn , istg. Even u SAH i'm talking abt guidelines so do not interfere

Bro.

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I'm talking to Matt, if u say anything to him rn , istg. Even u SAH i'm talking abt guidelines so do not interfere

sorry

it's not our fault. he always disappears like that

you probably don't really know him

Anonymous

he seems chill asf

He is.

I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.

ethan is that post for anyone to ask questions or is it just u

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I'm him πŸ—Ώ

Wait what