Five Nights at Federal Prison

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  • I STARTED TOO EARLY

    Wade

    I STARTED TOO EARLY

    L bozo + ratio + skill issue

    Ethan, in which month were you big papi?

    WHEN DI U HAVE TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL?

    I also just sent Jake a long ass text in call caps with tons of spelling errors for no reason

    who is in their floptok era

    OK GN

    Wade

    I also just sent Jake a long ass text in call caps with tons of spelling errors for no reason

    omg abt wha

    Wade

    OK GN

    yeah

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    In 2022 Dec-Jan

    i had my period then

    Ξ±my

    i had my period then

    dam

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    In 2022 Dec-Jan

    Back then I wasn't chatting here, just stalking from time to time and only very rarely

    I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH THINGS THIS WEEK

    I HAVE A MEET THIS WEEK

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Bro I didn't needa know that

    β˜πŸ»πŸ’―

    sorry wait hang on i need to whine for a bit

    thank y'all for listening love yall

    Flappy.

    I HAVE A 500

    GOOD LUCK BRO SPRINTS ARE FUN

    I HAVE TO GO AGAINST FUCKIN BERKELEY SWIMMERS

    Flappy.

    thank y'all for listening love yall

    love ya too <3

    Flappy.

    I HAVE TO GO AGAINST FUCKIN BERKELEY SWIMMERS

    NOOOOO

    Ξ±my

    GOOD LUCK BRO SPRINTS ARE FUN

    no 500 is distance LMAOOO

    Flappy.

    thank y'all for listening love yall

    I LOVE YOU TOO

    i have to row against duke

    Flappy.

    no 500 is distance LMAOOO

    GOOD LUCK YOU CAN DO IT

    and at regattas

    amy you live in nc right i have cousins there

    we sometimes face duke university

    and their rowing team

    WE DONT EVEN GET TO SWIM AT THE NICE BERKELEY POOL THO.

    Thank y'all for being nice to me. I appreciate that.

    WE GET THE SHITTY ONE

    Anonymous

    fun

    NO

    Anonymous

    never rowed before

    it’s extremely hard

    Anonymous

    Thank y'all for being nice to me. I appreciate that.

    LOVE U SAH

    Anonymous

    Thank y'all for being nice to me. I appreciate that.

    no prob

    Flappy.

    LOVE U SAH

    LOVE YOU MOREE

    Anonymous

    YALL SHOULD GO TO SLEEP

    nuh uh

    Anonymous

    YALL SHOULD GO TO SLEEP

    ESPECIALLY AMY

    it’s 2:00 pm guys

    Ξ±my

    nuh uh

    AMY GO TO SLEEP. GO. TO. SLEEP.

    just 3 and a half hours

    guyssss i have to travel a bunch today

    i cried over matpat’s goodbye video

    I ACCIDENTALLY ROLLED OVER

    and now my eyes hurt

    Anonymous

    omg who dat

    u dont know matpay?

    Am and pm are confusing me

    Flappy.

    SHOUDLERS HURT

    L rizz

    I HAD THE WORST SET TODAY

    Leo doesn't have to sleep then

    YOU KNOW WHAG IT WAS

    today at 8 pm i have to take a train from nikko to tokyo and like ugh i dont want to go i have to say bye to my grandma and stay w my bsf from japan because ugh do i have to explain again

    im being in japan for like a week or so

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    gum by jessi IS KPOP but its so fire fr

    ethan what time fkr u

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    Vroom vroom from Yung spinach cumshot

    ive heard of him

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    Vroom vroom from Yung spinach cumshot

    oh!

    thats a creative name

    im going to america for spring break

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    12;57

    oooh okay

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    America

    L

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    12;57

    We are only 5 hours apart ig

    Anonymous

    im going to america for spring break

    west coast or east coast or the irrelevant middle area?

    Anonymous

    im going to america for spring break

    bring an ak-14

    i have family in nyc too

    everyone in my family is either in nz or the us

    everyone is asleep now god damn

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    I ain't lol

    Me neither

    because i already told yall

    did you think i was male lmao

    When I first came here, everyone thought I was a boy

    the first thing i was aked on here when i joined if i was from bp :(

    there are adults on here?

    Anonymous

    Amy go to sleep

    nuh uhh

    Anonymous

    there are adults on here?

    Ethan, how old is Ashton

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    Not me bord and listening to fucking phonk rn

    i love phonk

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Not me bord and listening to fucking phonk rn

    im listening to smth too

    Ig Matt is the only adult here rn

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Twenty one

    Okay, he is an adult too then

    When are you all birthdays?

    its just an easy nickname

    Anonymous

    march 12

    ALMOST IN 2 MONTHS

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    1/21/2010

    WAIT YOU TURN 14 THIS YEAR?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    1/21/2010

    OMG ONLY 11 DAYS LEFT

    Anonymous

    When are you all birthdays?

    november 3rd

    i just turned 14

    i’m supposed to be in 8th lmfao

    Ξ±my

    november 3rd

    I'm writing down your birthdays right now

    my guys bf is new years eve

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    I wonder if anyone will know then

    I put them on the calendar on my phone

    so I can congratulate you then

    Anonymous

    my guys bf is new years eve

    bruv you said your bf was fake

    that was a fake thing on the call

    Crazy, I'm turning 17 this year

    Anonymous

    and i killed da chat

    You didn't

    leo, isn't it the case in Korea that you're a year older? So when you are born, are you already counted as one year old, right?

    techinically im 17 in korea

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Welp

    What does that mean

    Anonymous

    techinically im 17 in korea

    Okay, you are then 2 years older and some are only a year older, does that depend on the month of birth?

    it’s 2:15

    Ξ±my

    it’s 2:15

    Go to sleep bro

    FLAPPY WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    I FUCKING DROPPED MY PHONE ON MY FACE ACCIDENTALLY

    Flappy.

    I FUCKING DROPPED MY PHONE ON MY FACE ACCIDENTALLY

    OHHH

    Flappy.

    NOV

    WHEN IN NOVEMBER

    Anonymous

    Okay, you are then 2 years older and some are only a year older, does that depend on the month of birth?

    babies are considered to be one year old on the day they are born, and every January 1, a year is added to people's ages regardless of their actual birthdate (i googled tis lmfao)

    Anonymous

    babies are considered to be one year old on the day they are born, and every January 1, a year is added to people's ages regardless of their actual birthdate (i googled tis lmfao)

    Okay, I understand

    Anonymous

    WHEN IN NOVEMBER

    15

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    Guys guess who I'm talking to rn....

    who

    Five nights at fazballs

    Anonymous

    22.07

    im sorry what

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    Guys guess who I'm talking to rn....

    us

    Anonymous

    hi

    Hi

    did anyone say anything sorry for bringing it up here, yuri

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    Not js yall....

    spill

    Anonymous

    did anyone say anything sorry for bringing it up here, yuri

    Idk lemme check

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Someone specific on different thing

    DO U LIKE THEM

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    Someone specific on different thing

    ok

    Yuri

    Five nights at fazballs

    Hellooo

    OKAY IM NOT GUESSING NO MORE TELL US

    Flappy.

    OKAY IM NOT GUESSING NO MORE TELL US

    Fr

    Just tell us, it's not that difficult

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    Anonymous

    Hellooo

    Hi sah

    Yuri

    Hi sah

    When is your birthday

    15 dec

    I'm gonna do to sleep soon

    sah y do u wanna know evertones lmao

    actually so drowsy

    Anonymous

    When is your birthday

    why y asking everyone?

    i have to take a power nap before i go to tokyo soon

    Flappy.

    why y asking everyone?

    I'm writing this on my calendar on my phone so I can congratulate you

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm a legend.....

    Hi legend

    ur being so hush hush

    Ethan. Bro. Ethan. Tell. us. Just. Do. It.

    JUST.DO.IT

    youve gyat to do it for me

    Anonymous

    Just. Do. It.

    Thats what 8m saying

    Flappy.

    I'm sleeping

    YAYAYA

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    I'm talking to Matt, if u say anything to him rn , istg. Even u SAH i'm talking abt guidelines so do not interfere

    Bro.

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    I'm talking to Matt, if u say anything to him rn , istg. Even u SAH i'm talking abt guidelines so do not interfere

    sorry

    it's not our fault. he always disappears like that

    you probably don't really know him

    Anonymous

    he seems chill asf

    He is.

    I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.

    ethan is that post for anyone to ask questions or is it just u

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I'm him πŸ—Ώ

    Wait what

    Lying Lynx