What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!