What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
