Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
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What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
