What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
In Common Jokes
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
