In common

In Common Jokes

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

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Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.