What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What does Nelson mindella and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)