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what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about βKlingons near Your anusβ.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
Humans and sharks have something in common, the great ones are always white
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common? No one likes them
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips