What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?? Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common? They only work when you beat them
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
