Im jokes

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!