Im jokes

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.

The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."

The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"

I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

I'm weird.

I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.

I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.

Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen