Im jokes

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Prince, I'm ready to chat!

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

People judge me because I'm quiet.

No one plans a massacre out loud.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.

The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."

The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"

I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"