Illusion Jokes

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.

Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."

"Really?" asked a little girl.

"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What You Call a magic owl? Hoo Dini

My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles