New Illusion Jokes

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.

What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?

Eminem-o the Great

Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger

a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)

Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips

I make weed disappear, what's your super power?

what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.

I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real

2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?