New Illusion Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Why did the orphan cross the road

He thought he saw his parents

Oasis am I right

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?

(Your imagination)

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

A dwarf walks into a bar.

He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?

Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.

Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.

Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?