a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Why did the orphan cross the road
He thought he saw his parents
Oasis am I right
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination)
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
me: "you wanna see my dad" some kid: "yeah?" me: "close your eyes and he will appear" some kid: "he ain't appearing" me: "sorry i thought he would appear for you. he won't appear for me" *the kid laughs"
moral: not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on 🙃
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Stephanie has a magic
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
