State Of Mind jokes
I'm dead inside.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
I'm dead inside.