Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Being sad is my only happiness.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
