State Of Mind

State Of Mind Jokes

Stoner

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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  • Depression

    It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

    Kid

    What do you say to a depressed special kid?

    “Why so down?”

    Ass

    Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

    Dead

    Play dead, they said.

    Wasn't too hard.

    I've been dead inside for years.

    Loneliness

    Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

    Answer: Loneliness.

    Life

    What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.