State Of Mind jokes
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
I'm dead inside.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
WHO AGREES?
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
I'm so fucking bored.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
My depression is depressed.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.