Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Being sad is my only happiness.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I'm so fucking bored.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
My depression is depressed.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
