READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don't no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators
Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.