Idiot jokes
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
You guys are idiots!
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian? The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3