Ideology jokes
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.