Ideology jokes
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.