Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
