Ideology jokes

What do you call a frozen communist?

Hammer and popsicle.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.