What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I am no longer anonymous.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
