Identity jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Memes
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
I am no longer anonymous.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.