Identity jokes
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.