Identity jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
I am the grand wizard, mak.