Identity jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Memes
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I am no longer anonymous.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"