Identity jokes
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.