Identity jokes
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
You're gay, Amon.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
I'm not gay, dick.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
Your nan is gay.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
All of us.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
You're gay, except it...
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ