Identity jokes

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

There are more than two genders.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.