Identity jokes
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.