Identity

Identity jokes

Michael Jackson

    • Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

    I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

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    Tattoo

    • I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

    A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

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    Identity memes

    Name

    • My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

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    ID

    • When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

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    Catholic priest

    • What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

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    • Swing

    • Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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    • Tranny

    • Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

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    Woman

    • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Suicide

    • This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

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