Identity jokes
Dario is gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.