Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
