Identity

Identity jokes

Fruit

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Man

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

Catholic priest

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

Swing

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

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  • Army

    Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

    A: Rainbow Six Siege.

    Fashion Sense

    Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

    Body

    At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

    Suicide

    This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

    Tranny

    Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

    Chess

    Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

    Mouse

    What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

    Anonymouse.