Identity jokes
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
All of us.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
I am dark humor.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why are you gay?
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.