Identity jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Wait what???
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.