Identity jokes

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

What do you call a family picture for an orphan?

A selfie.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't know who to call daddy.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.