Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I am the grand wizard, mak.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
