
Identity jokes
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
